Five Jokes: 10-30-2024
Five Jokes: 10-30-2024
'Scary Movie' Reboot, Harris' Closing Pitch, Liam Neeson Movie Tropes, Trump's Election Potential, and Barbara Bush Campaigns For A Candidate
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The Scary Movie franchise is getting a Wayans brothers reboot. This comes after the studio rejected former president Barack Obama’s pitch for the franchise: The Audacity of Nope.
At the site of Trump’s Jan. 6 rally, Harris made her closing pitch for the campaign. Eager, yet not fully understanding the assignment — Tim Walz posed 60 feet ahead of her with a baseball bat.
In the upcoming film, Absolution, Oscar nominee Liam Neeson plays an aging Boston gangster. So watch out, bad guys. He’s got a very particular set of pills.
If elected, Donald Trump’s ties to foreign governments and to regulated companies would probably make him the most conflicted president in U.S. history. More so, his ties to McDonald’s and and meatloaf would put his toilet in the same position.
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Barbara Bush, whose father and grandfather were Republican presidents, knocked on doors in support of Harris. Home owners report hearing her whisper “Is the curse lifted now?” during each departure.
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