Five Jokes: 11-19-2024
Football Dance Trends, Weight Loss At The Workplace, Church vs Sabrina Carpenter, False Fish, and 3D Printed Nike Shoes
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Football players and a U.F.C. fighter have imitated Trump’s signature dance moves, rocking their hips and pumping their fists. There is no known cure for the disease.
Makers of weight-loss drugs want your employer to pay for them — despite the the proven weight loss method employers have been using for decades now with a cheap product called Massive Layoffs™.
The leader of a New York City church where pop star Sabrina Carpenter filmed provocative scenes for a music video was stripped of his duties Monday after church officials said an investigation revealed other instances of mismanagement. But, to be fair… Jesus was carpenter.
Further explaining himself, the priest claims to have been conducting what he believed to be an exorcism throughout the shoot. Nuns confirm overhearing him shout, “Why… won’t… this demon stop dancing?!”
A Mississippi Gulf Coast restaurant and its co-owner have been sentenced on federal charges of mislabeling inexpensive imported seafood as local premium fish. Economists call the phenomenon late-stage-catfishing.
Finally…
Nike’s Air Max 1000 are almost entirely 3D-printed — with the company proudly announcing that only ONE impoverished child was involved in their production because, “Well, someone has to press the button.”
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