Five Jokes: 11-25-2024
Turkey Pardons, Giant Asteroids, Adultery In New York, Hotel Price Hikes, and Google's Monopoly
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President Biden is pardoning two Minnesota turkeys today — and, hopefully, this will be the first time he doesn’t awkwardly sniff their necks before doing so.
A huge asteroid the size of a football field will be zipping past the Earth tomorrow. Naturally, most astronomers will be watching it for the commercials.
Adultery is no longer illegal in New York. Mayor Adams hopes to use this as a loophole for spiritually cheating on the city in his indictment case.”
Hotels in New York City charged an average of $417 per night in September, their highest ever monthly rate. But, in hindsight, its clear they were simply taking advantage of the final days of illegal adultery.
Finally…
Today, Google will have a final chance to prove to a federal judge that its advertising business isn’t a monopoly. Its best best is suggesting that instead a Monopoly Jr.
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