Five Jokes: 1-29-2024
Chipotle 'Burrito Season,' A.I. Executives, Trump/Haley Donor Pitches, Fight For The 'Black Vote,' and The IRS' Billion Paper Problem
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Chipotle wants to hire 19,000 workers for what it calls 'burrito season.' Which is actually Chipotle speak for ‘The End Times.’ Burritos now either come in bowls or wraptures.
The New York Times reports that the hottest job in corporate America right now is “The Executive in Charge of A.I.” Companies have issued statements about the position insisting that they aren’t robot racists or anything, but just… you know… need someone to make sure the algorithms stay away from their daughters and don’t hang out long enough to start making any of that loud music of theirs.
Representatives from the Donald Trump and Nikki Haley campaigns are expected to make their pitches to a network of Republican megadonors. The key difference is that Haley’s pitch starts with “In a world…” and Trump’s starts with “In a cheeseburger…”
Republicans see an opportunity with Black voters, prompting mobilization in Biden campaign. Which explains reports of saxophone lessons from Bill Clinton in the Oval Office. “Notice how I blew into it. I did not inhale.”
Finally…
As tax season begins, the IRS faces the monumental task of digitizing a billion pieces of paper. To speed things up, they’re hiring an “Executive In Charge Of The Scanner.”
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