Five Jokes: 10-14-2024
Robovac Hackers, Interspecies Texts, 7-Eleven Closures, Tim Walz Manly Appearances, and Campaign Staffer Feuds
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The Verge reports: Hackers took over robovacs to chase pets and yell slurs. One hacker, however, would like to contest this — stating, “I take over robovacs for the ladies.”
Cells from different species can exchange ‘text messages’ using RNA molecules. Unsurprisingly, all animal molecules deliver the exact same 🙄 emoji to humans.
7-Eleven will close over 400 locations in North America. Officially making the few that remain “inconvenient stores.”
During recent appearances aimed at men, Tim Walz returned to Minnesota to hunt pheasants and watch a high-school football — but the question remains: Did he have to do it dressed as Joker?
Finally…
The relationship between Kamala Harris’ campaign team and the Biden White House has reportedly degraded with less than a month to go before the presidential election. Both teams will be in for a surprise post-election when Biden and Harris remove their masks and point at cameras, revealing their staffers have been taped in the most complex and high stakes episode of Undercover Boss.
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7-11 has already closed a number of locations here in Winnipeg, but the ones nearest me must have been spared.