Five Jokes: 10-23-2023
Five Jokes: 10-23-2023
Starbucks's Lawsuits, Cursive Mandates, Third Week Without A House Speaker, The Rock's White Wax Figure, and Free Fries From McDonald's
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Starbucks and its worker union are suing each other in a legal showdown. Attorney's fee are projected to escalate from Grande to Trenta.
California has mandated cursive handwriting instruction in elementary schools. So, now parents can look forward to really not understanding what their kid scribbled on a last minute birthday card.
The U.S. House of Representatives has entered its third week without a speaker as nine Republicans vie for the gavel. Hey, at this point, why don’t we just let the gavel choose? And while were at it, hand it some roses and give it a time-slot on ABC.
The Rock says he’ll ask for ‘improvements’ to a viral French wax figure of him that has white skin.
To save on costs, the wax museum will keep the old one, but label it “Vin Diesel” instead.
Finally…
McDonald’s is giving away an order of free fries every Friday with any $1 purchase until the new year. This comes suspiciously close to the company’s newly enacted “don’t ask how old these potatoes are, don’t tell how old these potatoes are” rule.
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