Five Jokes: 10-23-2024
Five Jokes: 10-23-2024
Giuliani’s Debts, Insane Clown Posse Endorsement, Delayed ‘Blade,’ Election Worries, and A New Epic Popcorn Bucket
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Rudy Giuliani must turn over sports memorabilia and other prized possessions to two Georgia election workers who won a $148 million defamation judgment against him, including his New York City apartment, more than two dozen luxury watches and a 1980 Mercedes once owned by movie star Lauren Bacall. The judge in the the case has also considered allowing election workers to stop and frisk the former New York mayor at any moment, just in case he’s carrying a few loose jewels.
Insane Clown Posse has endorsed Kamala Harris for president. Meanwhile, the L.A. Times won’t endorse either candidate. ICP’s stance is the first positive step for insane clowns since the release Joker: Folie à Deux. And in return, Harris has promised to have at least one Juggalo in her cabinet to filter all inquiries from the Los Angeles Times.
Marvel Studios’ ‘Blade’ has been removed from 2025 release schedule. Mysteriously, a new film titled ‘Whade’ starring Joel McHale has appeared in its slot.
U.S. officials are worried about potential violence against election workers, and Russia is considering ways to stoke protests and violence over the results. Seems we all could just meet in the middle and and have a pre-election cage fight. By the time we see each other at the voting booths, we’ll just look each other in the eye and say, “Good game…”
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‘Gladiator II’ is entering the novelty popcorn bucket arena with colosseum-shaped offering. And depending on how much butter you put in, it becomes a cool 3D personal high stakes battle between yourself and heart disease.
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