Five Jokes: 10-24-2024
Five Jokes: 10-24-2024
'Joker' Sequel Quickly Heads Home, YouTuber Lunch Brand's Mold Problems, Lowe College Freshman Enrollment, Keurig Dr Pepper
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The Joker sequel is heading home after less than a month in theaters. Just in time to ask everyone at your Halloween house party, “Hey, wanna watch a musical?”
A Lunchables competitor launched by YouTube stars MrBeast and Logan Paul is facing customer claims that its products contain mold. In other news, the Lunchables competitor launched by MrBeast and Logan Paul has re-branded mold as “subscriber dust.”
Researchers aren’t sure why college freshman enrollment dropped this fall. And if the lack of enrollment keeps up, researchers won’t be sure about way more stuff.
Keurig Dr Pepper has struck a deal to acquire energy-drink maker Ghost for more than $1 billion — despite how easily they could create their own $1 billion energy drink by simply releasing Dr. Pepper infused K-Cups.
Finally…
By moving to podcasts, Harris and Trump are turning away from legacy media to spread their messages. And, you know… there’s something kind of comforting about knowing that no matter who wins, the next State of the Union Address will be brought to us by Squarespace and Mint Mobile.
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