Five Jokes: 10-25-2024
Five Jokes: 10-25-2024
San Francisco vs Floppy Discs, Kamala Harris On 'Club Shay Shay,' An American Working On Kremlin Deepfakes, Joe Biden's Landmark Apology To Native Americans, and Trump On 'Joe Rogan'
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San Francisco will pay $212 million for its train system to ditch floppy disks — forcing the system to run on cutting edge information burned onto a CD from LimeWire.
Shannon Sharpe is recording an interview with Vice President Kamala Harris for his “Club Shay Shay” podcast. Just in case, Joe Biden has his fist hovering over glass incased rebuttals labelled Break In Case Of Kamala Harris “Going Off”.
A former deputy Palm Beach County sheriff has became one of the Kremlin’s most prolific propagandists, working directly with Russian military intelligence to pump out deepfakes and circulate misinformation that targets Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign. It’s believed that the man, seen here imagining deepfakes of two Venom’s making out, does this work unwillingly due to Kremlin deepfakes of him imagining two normal human beings making out.
Joe Biden will issue landmark apology over Native American boarding schools. Meanwhile, in true progressive form, Elizabeth Warren will issue both an apology and an acceptance.
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Donald Trump is scheduled to stop at Joe Rogan’s Austin studio and tape a segment for the nation’s No. 1 podcaster. Just in case, Joe Rogan has his fist hovering over glass incased air freshener labelled Break In Case Of Donald Leaning In Too Close.
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