Five Jokes: 10-30-2023
Pence Suspends Campaign, San Diego Is Super Expensive, Facebook And Instagram Want You To Pay For No Ads, The Catholic Church Agrees Women Need Larger Roles, and Biden Issues First A.I. Regulations
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Vice President Mike Pence suspended his 2024 presidential campaign, saying "This is not my time." He followed by admitting, “1824 was.”
San Diego ranks as the most expensive US city — just in time for the new computer game, How In The World Is Carmen Sandiego Affording Rent?!!
Facebook and Instagram are launching a paid ad-free subscription — perfect for users who LOVE being inundated with posts from conspiracy theorists but HATE seeing ads for their “anti-woke moon water.”
A monthlong meeting about the future of the Catholic Church ended with an agreement that women need a larger role, but few actual plans for change. It’s rumored that women weren’t pleased by this initial pitch for their larger positions:
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President Biden is issuing the first regulations on artificial intelligence systems. However, he insists that this is an actual photo of his dear friend CornPop.
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Scream call center from the mind of Hoff Matthews.
And, damn, it’s scary how funny Nate Bargatze is.
STRAY THOUGHT
This is a new segment for a joke or “stray” thought of mine that doesn’t fit the standard setup/punchline format. Hopefully it’ll make me post on Twitter less. Enjoy (and feel free to share!):
SOMETHIN’ FROM THE VAULT!
What its like to talk about war when no one wants to talk about war (from my Maurice on Mars animated web series).
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