Five Jokes: 11-21-2023
Marjorie Taylor Greene's New Book, The Many CEOs of OpenAI, Nuclear Potatoes, Banksy's Real Name, and The Problem With Self-driving Taxis
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's new book has apparently been met with negative reviews on the Barnes & Noble website. Oddly, most of the reviews came from patriots who saw the cover and thought someone desecrated the flag by cutting the shape of a She-Hulk into it.
OpenAI is on its third CEO in three days. Its new leader plans on breaking the trend by changing the company’s name to MonogamousAI.
A scientist says he’s created a potato that could warn us about nuclear leaks. Aw. Poor guy thinks he invented baking them.
A lost BBC interview with street artist Banksy has been unearthed in which the mysterious artist appears to reveal that his first name is “Robbie.” Sadly, making it 100% more likely that Banksy is just Rob Schneider using a British accent.
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Self-driving taxis have slowed emergency response times in San Francisco and Austin. Tech startups are now focused on the only rational solution: Self-driving hospitals.
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"Robert" Banksy actually sounds rather distinguished.