Five Jokes: 12-8-2023
Long Lost Space Tomato, A Police Yoga Instructor's Prison Sentence, Vladimir Putin 2024 Russian Presidential Run, Millennial Financial Advice, & The Challenge Of ‘Squid Game’
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The mystery of a tomato that went missing in space for months has been solved. After falling through a wormhole, it’s apparently how we got these:
A former police chief turned yoga teacher was sentenced to 11 years over attending the Jan. 6 riot. If you’re wondering if he pivoted to yoga before or after the insurrection, trust me — no order of events makes him any easier to understand. But perhaps he found some twisted wisdom through it all, saying mantras like “To bend the law is to bend yourself” and “There’s a thin blue line between poopoo and peepee.”
Vladimir Putin is seeking another term as Russian President after a 2020 constitutional amendment effectively allows him to stay in power until 2036. So, it’s kinda like someone asking “Are you gonna eat that?” while pointing at the last slice of pizza that’s already in their mouth.
Millennials and Gen Z are turning to peers instead of professionals for financial advice. Unfortunately…
Finally…
The winner of Squid Game: The Challenge says they are still yet to receive their $4.56 million prize despite the show ending in February. Turns out explaining to friends and family why you’re taking the bus to work after winning a Netflix game show is the biggest challenge of them all.
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Just riding the bus is a challenge in and of itself.
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