Five Jokes: 2-2-2024
President Biden vs Grocery Prices, Tesla Recall, The New State Of Garbage In New York, Elon Musk's 'X' Says It's Good For Kids, and 'The Holdovers' Screening Lockdown
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President Biden has publicly urged grocery chains to lower food prices. But will take it one step further by connecting his mind to something called the presidential “urge machine.”
Tesla is recalling over 2 million vehicles in the U.S. due to a font size issue with warning lights. The company says it’s an easy fix as long as drivers are willing to learn Wingdings.
New York introduced new garbage bins and trucks that will no longer require piles of trash on the sidewalk. “There goes the neighborhood…” muttered Teenage Mutant Pizza Rat.
Now, enjoy this ACTUAL footage of “New York State Of Mind” blaring during a demonstration with Mayor Eric Adams in attendance:
Mayor Adams later exclaimed “The beautiful thing about New York is there could be anything in that bin, from a dead body to baked goods.”
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Elon Musk’s ‘X’ is asking advertisers to come back with a new child safety pitch — called The Aristocrats!
Finally…
Brazilian film-goers were locked in a theater during a screening of ‘The Holdovers’ after employees forgot about them. And though they initially didn’t get along, the movie-goers slowly bonded and have promised to never leave.
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A JOKE FROM SOMEONE ELSE
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STRAY THOUGHT
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So it's not just Canada that has grocery issues. Our government is trying to intervene with the handful of chain stores that control the market to do something, but they're not listening.