Five Jokes: 3-11-2024
Best Picture Moment, Princess Kate's Confession, Boeing Mystery, U.S. Driver Data, and The U.S. Middle East Strategy
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Al Pacino's sparked confusion with a casual Oscars best picture announcement. But no one was more confused than Pacino, who only said “Oppenheimer” because he thought he was purchasing a ticket at the box office. (He always carries the movie he wants to watch in an envelope.)
Princess Kate has apologized for manipulating a family photo, saying she was experimenting with editing — and that the royals do not in fact “…own a Pikachu.”
Boeing says it can't find documents on the door plug that blew off mid-air. When asked if they’ve checked the junk drawer, Boing said “No, it’s definitely not there because that’s where we keep the door plug screws.”
Automakers are sharing U.S. consumers' driving behavior with insurance companies. Quote every married person:“But it doesn’t track how often I drive to Taco Bell for myself, right?”
Finally…
As the United States continues providing Israel with munitions, the Pentagon is delivering food and other assistance to Gazans by sea and air. It’s part of an ongoing U.S. strategy to confuse the hell out of Santa Claus during his “naughty or nice” list process. This psychological warfare tactic will hopefully lead to him handing over the North Pole territory.
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A JOKE FROM SOMEONE ELSE
Food for thought from Skyler Higley…
https://x.com/skyler_higley/status/1766870809610461268?s=61
STRAY THOUGHT
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