Five Jokes: 3-17-2025
Astronauts Rescue, Will Smith's New Record, Canada's Secret Weapon, Trump's A.I. Standards, and The TSA's Frozen Credit Cards
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Just over a day after blasting off, a SpaceX crew capsule arrived at the International Space Station on Sunday, delivering the replacements for NASA's two stuck astronauts. On Earth, these formerly stuck astronauts can look forward to a series of high profile interviews that basically ask one question: “Y’all hooked up, right?”
Will Smith‘s first album since the Bush administration hits streets on March 28. However, that’s mainly the result of Chris Rock smashing them.
Some Canadians have proposed blocking U.S. access to Porn Hub — meaning we’ll soon discover the real reason Musk changed “Twitter” to “X.”
Under Trump, AI scientists are told to remove ‘ideological bias’ from powerful models. Trump, of course, is unaware that the “models” in this case aren’t anyone he’s ever paid for sex… yet.
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The TSA says its credit cards for bomb-sniffing dogs are cut off. Instead, manuals aligned with current White House mandates have been handed out, teaching canines to rely less on their noses and more on their eyes to locate travelers who “look terroristy,”
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