Five Jokes: 4-10-2024
Ireland's Youngest Prime Minister, The U.S.'s Even Political Divide, Apples Search For Miami Office Space, Progress In Foreign Relations, and a $6 Million Comic
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Ireland is now led by Simon Harris, its youngest ever prime minister — seen here hoping that staring at candy in the grocery aisle will make Mommy buy it:
A Pew report says the U.S. is now almost evenly divided between Democrats and Republicans. But, given the fact that most Republicans still have wrist bands from the Civil War, this is a temporary stalemate.
Apple is looking for office space in Miami, following Amazon and Microsoft. That’s right, tech companies are Spring-breaking in Miami for the dullest reboot of The Real World imaginable.
President Joe Biden and Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida will showcase a strong and growing partnership during today’s White House state visit. Naturally, the meeting will be commemorated with a surprisingly peaceful and cerebral spinoff of the Godzilla vs Kong series titled My Dinner With Kong.
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A rare comic featuring Superman’s first appearance has sold for $6 million at auction. It’s new owner, a bald man who refused to share his name, laughed maniacally while exiting with the comic, shouting, “I have you now, Superman! Now, face my BIC lighter of doom!”
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