Five Jokes: 4-12-2024
Five Jokes: 4-12-2024
Speaker Mike Johnson's Meeting With Trump, The Expansion Of Two California Monuments, Mystery Ocean Waves, Harry & Meghan's Netflix Deal, and Trouble In 'Golden Bachelor' Paradise
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Speaker Mike Johnson is meeting with Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago today as his House position lay under threat from Marjorie Taylor Greene. If you felt a cold shiver just now, its because you’ve just realized we live in a reality that’s far more disturbing than the hellscape depicted in Game of Thrones.
Biden plans to expand two national monuments in California. That’s right… get ready for Bob’s Bigger Boy.
A giant cluster of waves spanning an area larger than Texas appeared to move through the ocean for over 24 hours before it vanished. There are many theories attempting to explain this phenomenon, but here’s mine phrased as an equation: Humpback Whale + A Cheesy Gordita Crunch That Fell Into The Ocean =...
Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex, & Prince Harry are launching two non-fiction series at Netflix featuring cooking, gardening & professional polo. To ensure that people tune in, each of those tasks will be accompanied by a groundbreaking Oprah interview. “Was it a ride-off, or were you RIDDEN off?”
Finally…
The Golden Bachelor couple has announced divorce after 3 months of marriage — posting in a joint statement, “Life is too long…”
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