Five Jokes: 5-20-2024
Disney Character Union, 700 Kyle's In Texas, Ed Dwight Finally Makes It To Space, Liberal Conservative Chatbot Experiment, Sweden's Army Tactics
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Disneyland character workers in California voted to unionize. And you know they have serious power because those characters could get a park full of children to chant “It’s a small check after all” with the snap of a finger.
706 people named Kyle got together in Texas but it wasn’t enough for a world record. Meanwhile, Black people in the area were confused by the lack of tikki torches. “Hey, is that a gang of skateboarders or neo-Nazis?”
Ed Dwight, the man who six decades ago nearly became America's first Black astronaut, made his first trip into space at age 90. Upon his return, he said "Okay, yeah… that was cool and whatnot. But I’d prefer reparations.”
The New York Times customized chatbots to be conservative or liberal to see how they spread disinformation. But the last thing they expected was for the chatbots to have makeup text.
Finally…
Sweden’s armed forces are turning away recruits. Or at least that’s what they’re telling the public. Truth is, most civilians forgot they aren’t the nation with the famous knives. “So, like, I can’t join the Swiss army instead?”
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