Five Jokes: 5-23-2024
Vials Of Blood Shipped To RNC Headquarters, Michael Richards Discusses That One Word In His Memoir, Amazon Adds A.I. Fees, A Casio Lawsuit, and Vivek Ramaswamy's Buzzfeed Bet
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Vials of blood sent to RNC headquarters, causing evacuation. The vials were promptly picked up by a pail man under an umbrella, explaining, “These were intended for a different gathering of vampires…”
Michael Richards will address his ‘N-Word’ incident in new memoir — titled I Should’ve Said Nincompoop.
Amazon plans to give Alexa an AI overhaul and a monthly subscription price. Most disturbing — they’re giving limbs that do this whenever you ask it a question.
A New Jersey woman plans to sue Bally’s Casino after it claimed she didn’t win $1.27 million on a slot machine. “Okay, okay…” responded the casino. “Why don’t we settle this with a game of… say… cards this time?”
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Former Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy has taken a 7.7% stake in BuzzFeed. Which explains their latest post, 17 Reasons Vivek Ramaswamy Is A Total Hottie And Not A Threat To Our Fractured Political Landscape.
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