Five Jokes: 5-28-2024
MILLY TAMAREZ TAKEOVER! - A Tech Settlement With The DOJ, 'Furiosa' vs 'Garfield,' Mexican Mummy Mayhem, SpaceX, and Going Nude In Virgin Airlines
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A tech staffing firm settled with the Department of Justice after a ‘whites only’ job posting. To be fair the tech company was developing an A.I. tool for bleaching laundry.
‘Furiosa’ sneaked past ‘Garfield’ to claim No. 1 spot over Memorial Day holiday weekend. As a result, Garfield now hates, Saturdays, Sundays AND Mondays.
The Mexican government says the arm of a 19th century mummy came off after mishandling by museum staff. I think the real story here is that the Museum staff kept referring to the mummy as “Mamá.”
Space entrepreneurs say that SpaceX is using anti-competitive tactics to squash rivals. Turns out the strategies from other space companies' also rely on their owners being embarrassingly stupid.
Finally…
A Virgin Australia flight was forced to turn around shortly after takeoff Monday night after a passenger allegedly got naked and ran down the aisle. Unrelated, Virgin Australia has renamed itself “Sex Pest Airlines” which is Australian for “Australia Airlines.”
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