Five Jokes: 6-10-2024

Apple's A.I. Announcements, Russia Boosts In-House Entertainment, Small Business Scammers, South Africa Embraces Universal Basic Income, and A Man Named Optimus Prime

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• Expectations are high for the generative artificial-intelligence features Apple is believed to announce today. Some insiders even suggest an updated Siri will be able to say things like, “I ain’t telling you sh*t until I hear the magic word!”

• Russia is preparing to host non-Western song and sports contests as Putin promotes his view that the world doesn't need the U.S. and its allies. The Russian BET Awards is set to premiere August 14th RPT (Russian People Time).

• Online scammers are assuming the identities of legitimate small-business owners and steering customers to cheap knockoffs or simply taking their money. Suppose I should’ve just walked a few blocks to the lady who sells candy out of her house instead of paying online…

• South Africa could be the first-ever country to provide a no-strings-attached universal basic income. Well… not if white people have anything to do with it. Get ready for something called “basic income scores.”

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• Last week, law enforcement officials arrested a man with the name of the Autobot leader Optimus Prime who allegedly stole a vehicle. Said the father of Optimus, “I knew we should named that boy Amazon.”

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