Five Jokes: 6-13-2024
'Euphoria' Season 3, Elon Musk, Oklahoma, NASA's Accidental Emergency Signal, and The Future Of Alamo Drafthouse
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‘Euphoria’ Season 3 will not be set in high school. Instead, it will take place in the mind of a man too old to be watching it.
Elon Musk asked a SpaceX employee to have his babies. To make matters worse, he did so via intercom.
The Oklahoma Supreme Court dismissed a lawsuit seeking reparations for the Tulsa Race Massacre — and instead instead have the two remaining survivors one “I Survived The Tulsa Race Massacre And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt” to share.
NASA says it accidentally sent out an emergency signal meant for training purposes. Which we all know is code for: Elon Musk asked another employee to have his babies.
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Sony Pictures has acquired Alamo Drafthouse Cinema. That’s right, the company that keeps making Venom movies finally understands that you probably need to order a few beers to get through them.
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Brilliance from Alex Ptak…
https://x.com/PtakTestKitchen/status/1800884100519370837
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