Five Jokes: 7-19-2023

A.I. Harriet Tubman, Earth's Mysterious Insides, Lando, Trump vs. King, UPS Strike

Happy Wednesday, here are Five Jokes!

Y’all hear about this?..

• The Washington Post published an interview with an A.I. Harriet Tubman and claims it “got a little weird.” Word of advice — always check if you’re interviewing someone during their free time vs. their helping-slaves-get-free time.

• The Washington Post also reports that the U.S. is about to open “a new window into Earth’s mysterious insides.” And just like that… millions of men found a new pickup line.

• Filmmaker Justin Simien says that although his Disney+ series about Lando Calrissian was announced in 2020, he hasn’t heard any updates about it from Disney in years. In fact, the last time he asked about it, Bob Iger stated:

  

• Right-wing attention seeker, Brigitte Gabriel, keeps posting A.I. images of Donald Trump hanging out with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

  

  No, Bridgette. Not only would these two never hang out, but if they ever somehow were in the same room, there’s no denying that Donald Trump would confidently refer to Dr. King as Burger.

• UPS workers are poised to strike. And I think I speak for us all in supporting their right to do so… while also hoping they choose to do it around tax season.

A Joke From The Vault!

https://twitter.com/TimBarnes451/status/1574180080301084672?s=20

A Joke From Someone Else

https://twitter.com/vinn_ayy/status/1681353021991833600?s=20

If you enjoyed those Five Jokes, check out the jokes from yesterday!