Five Jokes: 7-4-2025
A Big Beautiful List Of Jokes
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Hey! It’s Friday in America, and I’m keeping this edition simple due to the holiday, here are FIVE JOKES!
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Donald Trump praised GOP congressional leaders after the House approved his massive package of tax and federal spending cuts, delivering the president the first big legislative win of his second term. For clarity, conservatives will follow this “Big Beautiful Bill” with the “No Homo Act.”
A North Korean defector dodged a shoot-on-sight order, armed guards, and dozens of land mines to cross one of the most militarized borders in the world. They’re now in for one hell of a sneaker sponsorship deal. “No one defects like Nike.”
Pop star Katy Perry and actor Orlando Bloom split 6 years after getting engaged. In hindsight, Perry flying into space was a sign.
Target has donated $300,000 to the National Baptist Convention and two separate leaders of boycotts against the retailer are calling for the church organization to return the gift. The organization will do so, once God forks over the receipt.
Finally…
A game called Date Everything literally lets you date everything—except people. Back in the day they just called that “being in middle school.”
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