Five Jokes: 8-23-2024
Chick-fil-A Steaming Service, Kamala Harris' DNC Speech, Google's Dangerous 'Reimagine' Tool, The Biggest Diamond In Over A Century, and A Government AI Contest
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Chick-fil-A is launching a streaming service. And just like the restaurant experience, an employee pops up on screen to say “My pleasure” with far too much eye contact after you make a selection.
Kamala Harris has formally accepted the Democratic presidential nomination — promising to bring normalcy and joy after the dangerous displays of egomania from, quote, “…that Australian lady at the Olympics.”
Yet, somehow, when you try and add a wife, you just end up with The Babadook.
The biggest diamond in over a century has been found in Botswana.
Leaders worry it will inspire Lil Uzi Vert to install it as a replacement for his entire head.
Finally…
The US National Institute of Standards and Technology is launching a series of contests to get more people probing for problems in generative AI systems. Contest players were selected after verification that their partners actually do look like The Babadook.
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But is the diamond as big as the Ritz?