Five Jokes: 9-3-2024
Two Months Of Presidential Campaigning, Royal Shaman Wedding, Federal Worker Fears For Trump's Plans, Trump/RFK Jr. Alliance, and Aging Waves
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With two months left, Harris and Trump will devote most of their campaign time to just seven states. Only, for Harris they’re seven states within the union, for Trump they’re seven states of denial.
A Norwegian princess and a man who claims to be a sixth-generation shaman from California, tied the knot in the picturesque small town of Geiranger. Attendees were confused by the ceremony until it was explained that they kissed via telekinesis.
Federal workers around nation’s capital worry over Trump’s plans to send some of them elsewhere. “Welcome to the club,” said every American with a tan.
The alliance between Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was the result of six weeks of behind-the-scenes discussions — but only one in which things finally clicked and they could understand what the other person was saying.
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Scientists see aging ‘waves’ at 44 and 60. Their biggest suggestion: “Don’t wave back.”
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Isn't Geiranger what they call Power Rangers in Japan?