(TEXT SKETCH) LIP READING TRANSCRIPT: Barack Obama & Donald Trump @ Jimmy Carter’s Funeral
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As a trained lip reader I have transcribed the exact words spoken between presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump at Jimmy Carter’s funeral.
DONALD TRUMP: Wow. Who died? BARACK OBAMA: *suckles lozenge* TRUMP: I said… Wow. Who died? OBAMA: Ha… Nice one. You good? TRUMP: Yeah… yeah… So, me and Michelle. We coo, right? OBAMA: *suckles lozenge* TRUMP: I mean, where is she? OBAMA: Um, I think the funeral’s about to start. [TRUMP AND OBAMA WATCH CASKET MOVE DOWN THE AISLE] TRUMP: Which Jimmy is in there? Fallon or Kimmel? OBAMA: It’s getting harder to tell when you’re joking. KAMALA HARRIS: Shhhhh… TRUMP: *suckles lozenge* OBAMA: *suckles lozenge* ALL FIVE LIVING PRESIDENTS: *suckles lozenge*
OBAMA: I’m sorry… did you say “We coo” earlier? TRUMP: Pardon? OBAMA: A minute ago when you asked about Michelle… TRUMP: I don’t recall. ALL FIVE LIVING PRESIDENTS: *suckles lozenge* OBAMA: Hey… Kamala… HARRIS: Huh? OBAMA: We coo, right? HARRIS: Pardon? JOE BIDEN: Sorry, I’m all out.
