Five Jokes: 10-11-2023
George Santos Charged With Everything, X Has Unreliable News On Israel, New Truths About The Mona Lisa, ACT Scores Reach All Time Low, & An Update On Will And Jada Pinkett Smith
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Congressman George Santos has been charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft, and credit card fraud. It’s asked that anyone who sees George Santos immediately report him to the authorities. Oh, and this is what he really looks like:
Researchers say X is unreliable for verified news on Israel. However, they’ve determined that X is extremely reliable for watching one of the wealthiest men on Earth have a mid-life crisis.
Scientists have extracted a secret from the `Mona Lisa’ about how Leonardo painted the masterpiece. Word of advice: Don’t ask how science concluded that he painted it in the nude.
ACT test scores for US students have dropped to a new 30-year low. “So my dramatic monologue meant nothing to you?!” shouted one student before breaking into song.
Finally…
Jada Pinkett Smith says she was separated from Will Smith for six years before he infamously slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars last year. Apparently the “wife” Will was referring to is the actual G.I. Jane.
BONUS JOKES:
Since I didn’t post any jokes on Monday, here are a few more for today!
President Biden looks to ban 'junk fees.' However, his remarks began to confuse people as he went on to say “…everyone is equal, regardless of how much junk they carry in their trunks. No one should be fined for shaking what they momma gave ‘em.”
In the next few years, the computers that power artificial intelligence could consume as much electricity as some countries do now. If that sounds daunting, there’s a simple workaround that involves turning yourself into a battery for a super-powered A.I. matrix.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
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