Five Jokes: 10-2-2023
Five Jokes: 10-2-2023
Jimmy Carter Turns 99, Tom Hanks vs A.I. Fraud, Florida School District Makes Certain Exceptions For Gay Book Ban, NASA Plans Houses On The Moon, and Catholic Bishops Meeting To Discuss Big Issues
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Hey! It’s Monday, actors are currently negotiating with the AMPTP, and after my own long weekend of negotiating, I’ve finally reached a tentative deal with the punchlines of these Five Jokes!
Y’all hear about this?..
Former President Jimmy Carter celebrated his 99th birthday yesterday. After which he gifted his nephew the golden ring he stole from Gollum.
An AI version of Tom Hanks was used in a dental plan ad without his consent. Hanks swiftly tasked his digital avatar from Polar Express to “take care of it.”
A Florida school district ordered the removal of all books with gay characters, but then slightly backed off by allowing some exceptions for high school libraries. The main exception, of course, being The New Testament — which never clarifies which PornHub tab Jesus would’ve click on.
NASA is plotting how to build houses on the moon by 2040. Prompting the Star Trek franchise to update its slogan to:
Finally…
Catholic bishops will discuss priestly celibacy and the blessing of gay couples at an assembly at the Vatican known as the synod. Also being discussed: Why a certain someone keeps eating the leftover pasta in the fridge that is clearly labelled “For The Pope Only.”
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