Hey, happy Saturday!
The weekend is a great time to reflect… So, let’s do it!
Not much was posted this week beyond the surprise early return of daily Five Jokes. So, let’s jump in to the…
TOP FIVE JOKES OF THE WEEK!
Each weekday, I send five topical jokes. Subscribers (yes, you!) have voted on what made them laugh the most. Here are the top 5!
Note: Whenever there is a tie, I become the deciding vote.
MONDAY: 9-25-2023
New York Mayor Eric Adams rolled out a “robocop” designed to patrol train stations. You know, it’s amazing that this robot doesn’t care one bit about breaking stereotypes. Given all of the design options in the world — it’s just another white officer with ‘thin blue line’ paraphernalia, one token Black friend, and the general vibe a someone who will do small favors for doughnuts.
[read the other jokes from that day here]
TUESDAY: 9-26-2023
A new version of ‘The Office’ is reportedly in the works. Following the long-standing trend in the industry of rebooting everything except for the human imagination.
[read the other jokes from that day here]
WEDNESDAY: 9-27-2023
The Washington Post reports that in Texas, “…guns are everywhere, whether concealed or in the open.” Putting it that way adds a dark layer of intensity to all those “yep”s in King of the Hill.
"Yep… Mhmmmm…. Skrrrahh… Pap, pap… Ka-ka-ka…”
[read the other jokes from that day here]
THURSDAY: 9-28-2023
Meta is launching AI chatbots for Snoop Dogg, MrBeast, Tom Brady, Kendall Jenner, Charli D’Amelio and more. Finally giving people who have no one to talk to at a party something weirder to do on their phones.
[read the other jokes from that day here]
FRIDAY : 9-29-2023
Pharmacists working for CVS stores are walking off the job. If the company is smart, it will meet their demands; because of all people, CVS employees have DEFINITELY got receipts.
[read the other jokes from that day here]
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