Five Jokes: 9-26-2023
Biden & Trump Visit Michigan, Spotify Testing A.I. Voices, 'The Office' The Reboot, World's Biggest Squash, & The Next GOP Debate
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Joe Biden is joining striking workers in Michigan the day before Donald Trump is scheduled to visit. On the surface this seems like the kick-off to their re-election campaigns, but insiders say they two tend to visit around the same time each year for their yearly oil change and hose inspection. Let’s hope they mean for cars.
Spotify is piloting A.I. voice translations for podcasts. So, if you already think Marc Maron’s podcast intros are long and confusing, wait ‘til you hear him ramble through the depths of his soul in Afrikaans. “Pow! Ek kak net my broek!”
A new version of ‘The Office’ is reportedly in the works. Following the long-standing trend in the industry of rebooting everything except for the human imagination.
A butternut squash weighing in at 131.4 pounds broke the world record — they thought, until a woman at the Virginia State Fair shouted “Hey, that’s my husband!”
Finally…
Seven GOP presidential candidates qualify to participate in Wednesday’s debate. And it will all go on without a hitch as long as Snow White doesn’t wander in.
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