Five Jokes: 9-28-2023
Elon Musk Inks Space Force Deal, PlayStation's Boss Retires, The U.S. Senate Returns To Formal, Scientists Can Make Sperm Out Of Anything, & Meta's Celebrity Chatbots
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Elon Musk’s SpaceX has inked its first U.S. Space Force defense contract. The military branch is said to have been convinced by Elon’s sales pitch of shouting —
— which absolutely frightened them to their core.
Playstation Leader, Jim Ryan, is retiring next year after finding it “…increasingly difficult to reconcile living in Europe and working in North America.” He continued by saying, “If only there were a way to verbally communicate with people in real time using, say, a headset — and some sort of device that projects digital spaces that I could… maneuver myself within through the use of a controller.”
The U.S. Senate reverted to its decades-old business attire dress code, one week after the rules were relaxed. This comes amid growing concerns with the number of senators arriving to the chamber as Beetlejuice asking, “Have you seen Lauren?”
Marco Rubio photo by Michael Vadon (License Details) / Elizabeth Warren photo by Gage Skidmore (License Details)
Scientists in Japan are leaders in the development of new technology that could make sperm and eggs from practically any cell in the body. The scientists also urge that we keep this information away from Nick Canon at all costs.
Finally…
Meta is launching AI chatbots for Snoop Dogg, MrBeast, Tom Brady, Kendall Jenner, Charli D’Amelio and more. Finally giving people who have no one to talk to at a party something weirder to do on their phones.
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