Best of the Week!
Top 5 Jokes + A New Episode of 'Contract TK' & The September 'Letter From African America!'
Hey, happy Saturday!
The weekend is a great time to reflect… So, let’s do it! (Click here if you’d like to jump ahead to the top 5 jokes of the week!)
THIS WEEK…
An episode of Contract TK co-hosted by myself and Zack Morrison was released…
My official September Letter from African America was published…
And a new episode of Yub Nub (the Star Wars that I co-host) dropped!
Now, on to the…
TOP FIVE JOKES OF THE WEEK!
The subscribers (yes, you!) have voted on what made them laugh the most. Just so you know, whenever there is a tie, I become the deciding vote! And with all of that in mind, here are the top…
MONDAY: 8-28-2023
The Air Force is starting to use A.I. to fly robot aircrafts. Which explains this newly revealed translation of R2-D2 from Star Wars:
[read the other jokes from that day here]
TUESDAY: 8-29-2023
NASA released the first U.S. pollution map images from a new instrument launched to space. And I’m not sure why, but the map results are making me hungry.
Can we zoom out a bit and see how it looks for the whole globe?
[read the other jokes from that day here]
WEDNESDAY: 8-30-2023
A Connecticut man was arrested months after finding and keeping a bag full of $5,000 in cash in a parking lot. Law experts say he failed to follow the golden rule of discovering $5k in cash: give the police a cut.
[read the other jokes from that day here]
THURSDAY: 8-31-2023
An AI quadcopter has beaten human champions at drone racing. When the A.I. drone was asked about plans for celebrating the win, it shouted, “I’m attacking Disneyland!”
[read the other jokes from that day here]
FRIDAY : 9-01-2023
The MPAA is getting called out for giving explicit ratings for gay sex scenes that are tamer than those in “heterosexual” movies that were given a pass. The MPAA is now scrambling for solutions to equalize their ratings system in a manner that allows them keep being weird about gay stuff — ranging from mandatory ‘gay sex scene alerts’ to a mandatory ‘straight shades option,’ in which movie goers have the choice of wearing goggles that claim to digitally ‘straighten’ sex scenes, despite them actually just being normal 3D glasses.
[read the other jokes from that day here]
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