Five Jokes: 10-24-2023
Ad Deal For Tucker Carlson, New Starbucks Holiday Cups, Michelle Obama Narrates 'Where the Wild Things Are,' 'Mission Impossible' Delayed, & World's Oldest Dog
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Tucker Carlson media company signed its first ad deal. Shockingly, it isn’t with a product called Bowties from Mommy.
Starbucks has released 12 new holiday cup designs. The cups range from Iridescent Winter White Cold Cup and Poinsettia Red Prism Cold Cup to Even Smaller Tip Jar For Employees.
Michelle Obama will narrate an audio edition of Where the Wild Things Are — and apparently, Mrs. Obama made a few tweaks. Take a listen to this sample:
The next Mission: Impossible film is delayed a year as actors strike drags on. So, if you happen to see Tom Cruise running away from explosions, jumping off of cliffs, and racing through traffic on a motorcycle — it’s just him having fun.
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The world’s oldest dog ever has died. Said every surviving divorced wife in the world, “Yeah, I know.”
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