Five Jokes: 10-6-2023
Five Jokes: 10-6-2023
Chris Rock's MLK Biopic, Amazon's Satellite Launch, Passenger Caught With Giraffe Feces, Croc Boots, and Biden's Border Wall
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Chris Rock is directing a Martin Luther King Jr. biopic. The working title is Selma: Bigger and Blacker.
Amazon is launching an internet satellite into space today. Which can only mean God will be checking on return policies tomorrow.
A passenger’s giraffe feces was seized by customs at a Minnesota airport. What’s weirder: It only took the customs agent two sniffs before asking, “Hey, is there giraffe feces in this bag?”
Crocs has unveiled a pair $120 cowboy boots. However, they come with a special warning:
Finally…
The Biden administration is resuming construction of the border wall. Upon hearing the news, Trump supporters have replaced their “build the wall” chants with a series of confused chuckles.
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