Five Jokes: 12-5-2024
NYPD Reward Offering, Google CEO's AI Prediction, Ancient Spoons, Trump's Pick For NASA, and Target's "Weirdly Hot" Santa
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The New York Police Department is offering a reward of up to $10,000 for information leading to the arrest and indictment of the shooter involved in the killing of Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare. Wow, a whopping one day’s rent.
Google CEO Sundar Pichai predicts that creators will soon be directly compensated for their contributions to artificial intelligence — stating, “Are you familiar with the term ‘penny for your thoughts?..”
Spoons suggest ancient barbarians took drugs before battle — but archeologists might be jumping to conclusions… coulda been Fruit Loops.
Trump nominated billionaire SpaceX astronaut Jared Isaacman to lead NASA — but watch what you say about it, because he can hear you.
Finally…
Target has a new "weirdly hot" Santa Claus. It seems global warming is melting more than just the ice.
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