Five Jokes: 2-21-2024
Four Beatles Movies In One Year, A New Black Hole Discovery, Dwindling Birth Rates, Americans Spending More Money On Food, and Beyoncé Tops The Country Charts
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Sam Mendes will direct four 2027 Beatles feature films. That’s one film for each member (though, technically, Ringo’s is the first three spliced together with the camera zoomed closer to his face in background).
Scientists have found a black hole that eats the equivalent of one sun per day. Having ruled out a vitamin D deficiency, they now recommend therapy.
China, Japan, and Italy are all battling dwindling birth rates — and their struggles are a reminder of an issue that could eventually become a problem for the US: Less accents to mock for a cheap laugh on podcasts.
The last time Americans spent this much of their money on food, George H.W. Bush was in office, “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” was in theaters and C+C Music Factory was rocking the Billboard charts. This metric has led economists to deem Madame Web as the fourth horseman of the fiscal apocalypse.
Finally…
Beyoncé's 'Texas Hold 'Em' debuted at number one on the country chart. As a result, some country fans have abandoned the name, instead referring to their favorite genre as Americana Heights.
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It sometimes happens that a non-country artist can be successful on that chart. Elvis Presley had many hits on it even though not all of them were strictly "country".