Five Jokes: 2-23-2024
Five Jokes: 2-23-2024
AT&T Outage, Dunkin's Energy Drink, Japans Lead In The Chip Race, Internet Trolls, and The Future Of Online Speech
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An hourslong AT&T outage interrupted cellular and internet service in the U.S. — and, in the process, gave an hourslong glimmer of hope to people on the fence as to whether their last date was ghosting them.
Dunkin' has added a new caffeinated energy drink called Sparkd' Energy despite Panera Bread's lawsuits over caffeinated energy drink Charged Lemonade. But Dunkin’ assures customers that they’ve run all manners of experiments with the drink using Ben Affleck as a test subject, and look how he turned out!
Japan produced an early victory in the race to make more chips. Oddly placing it above America on the list of Best Nations To Invite To Your Superbowl Party.
Pro-Trump internet trolls are attacking Nikki Haley in sexist and racist ways, using artificial intelligence to manipulate her likeness and depicting her as Shiva, the Hindu goddess of destruction. That’s a lot coming from a voter base that can’t tell the deference between these four photos.
Finally…
The Supreme Court is about to decide the future of online speech. And they intend on presenting their ruling entirely through emoji. Good luck invoking “Eggplant, ruler, microphone, tomato” in court, lawyers.
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