Five Jokes: 4-30-2024
Peacock Price Hike, Zebra On Loose, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Campaign Tactics, Panera Bread Hats, and Paramount's CEO Shuffle
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Peacock is getting a $2 price increase. Or, as someone with a joint bank account put it, “Wait… which one of us is paying for knock-off OnlyFans?”
Four zebras escaped from a trailer in Washington State on Sunday. A rodeo clown helped corral them, but one remains on the loose. Residents have been provided with this artist’s rendering, and urged ignore any offers for a “wet tattoo.”
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has gotten onto the ballot in just three states but his campaign is spending millions to reach more — despite warnings from the Department of Defense that an influx of Kennedy petitioners could launch a three-way turf war between the campaign, the Mormons and the Jehovah's Witnesses.
Panera's $21 bread bowl hat sold out the day of launch. But there are no updates on how well they taste since everyone who purchased the hat was immediately attacked by birds.
Finally…
Paramount CEO Bob Bakish is being replaced by a trio of executives — who hope you’ll tune in to watch them spin in chairs and say “yes” or “no” to movie pitches on an exciting new series called:
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