Five Jokes: 5-29-2024
MILLY TAMAREZ TAKEOVER! - Wu-Tang In Australia, Trump Lawyers, Richard Dreyfuss, North Korean Poop Balloons, D.C. Pandas
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Y’all hear about this?..
Wu-Tang Clan’s unreleased ‘Once Upon a Time in Shaolin’ is headed to an Australia museum. South America and Africa are trying to find their way in on this.
Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis was barred from practicing in Colorado for three years. Florida welcomed her with open arms yesterday.
Theater expresses 'regret' for Richard Dreyfuss' remarks at 'Jaws' event. As a result, the theater immediately canceled Dreyfuss’ appearance at the screening event for “Stand By Me.”
South Korea’s military on Wednesday accused North Korea of floating balloons loaded with trash and excrement across the border It turns out Kim Jong Un just wanted to let South Korea know he’s the shit.
Finally…
Two giant pandas will arrive at D.C.'s National Zoo this year, officials say. When reached for comment, the pandas were shocked to hear the body positivity movement has yet to reach the American capital.
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Poor Richard D.- he's losing his mind like so many of the characters he portrayed did.