Five Jokes: 10-3-2023
Five Jokes: 10-3-2023
Coffee In Concrete, Paris Hilton's 'X' Partnership, Nationwide Phone Alarm, 'Frasier Returns,' & A Popular New Halloween Decoration Named 'Lewis'
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Australians are adding used coffee grounds into cement. The process is said to make concrete stronger and aid the environment. One side effect though: sidewalks get a little chatty after all that caffeine. “Oh, are these new soles on the shoes you’re stepping on me with? Where'd you get ‘em?!”
Elon Musk’s X has forged a video partnership with Paris Hilton. Good for her. Feels like just yesterday, she had three Xs associated with her name. But through hard work a perseverance, she’s whittled it down to one.
Every American phone will alarm at 2:20 pm ET tomorrow — in a nationwide test to see why it is that you can look down at your phone for an emergency, but not to watch all of the TikToks I sent you.
A Frasier revival premieres next week. But try not to hold it to the same standard as the original. Now that they’re paying writers fairly, studios claim they can only afford the tossed salad.
Finally…
An 8-foot-tall pumpkin named Lewis from Target is the new, hottest decoration. If that sounds familiar to anyone out there, you might want to check for the name “Lewis from Target” on your partner’s phone.
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