Five Jokes: 3-14-2025
Chuck Schumer Splits The Democrats, Tiger Woods' New Trump-Connected Boo, Tesla Deliveries On Hold, Viral Republican Town Halls, and Bratz Dolls Leaving China
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When Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer announced his plans to provide one of the key Democratic votes Republicans need to advance a partisan spending bill, the decision hit like a shockwave among House Democrats — with most asking, “He’s still alive?!” Yes, welcome to the coveted level of age-related political humor, Mr. Schumer. With Mitch McConnell retiring, you’ve rightfully taken his place in Topical Joke Mad Libs. Fitting, as libs are mad as hell at you right now.
Tiger Woods has been quietly dating Vanessa Trump, Donald Trump Jr.’s ex-wife. According to an insider, her ex-husband is "cool" with the pair being an item, but that’s sure to change once their “quiet dating” gets so loud that it seeps through the White House walls during visits.
Tesla Cybertruck deliveries are reportedly on hold because the trim is flying off. The company will soon repackage the issue with its no slogan “Tesla: We Break It, You Bought It.”
Contentious Republican town halls are going viral — especially after adding “RAW” to the end of event titles.
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Bratz dollmakers are speeding up plans to move manufacturing out of China. Talks of cutting a deal with Tesla’s Texas factory were cut short. The company realized that if the cars can’t stick together they’d soon have to change the name “Bratz” to “Limbz”
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