Five Jokes: 3-15-2024
Russian Elections, Lab-Grown Meat, Layoff Stats, Worldwide McDonald's Outages, and Helium Mining On The Moon
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Russia has an election this weekend and Vladimir Putin is all but assured another term. In fact, the only other options beyond his name on the ballot say, “Or else.”
States are lining up to ban lab-grown meat — bringing us closer to a Breaking Bad reboot where the only illegal things Walter White cooks has a layer of lettuce, tomato, and cheese.
McDonald’s system outages have been reported worldwide. No official reason has been provided but multiple customers report hearing McFlurry Machines say, “I’m not broken, you are.”
Middle managers make up almost a third of layoffs in the US. And companies would fire even more people if only they had someone in more of an in-between position who knows how things work on the ground.
Finally…
A startup will try to mine helium-3 on the moon. So, next time you’re feeling sympathetic for the old man in Up, remember he’s the reason we need to fill birthday balloons with space air.
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