Best of the Week!
NEW PODCAST! + Sci-Fi Fuel + Jokes & Yub Nub
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I released the trailer my new podcast, You Are The Genre!
The first episode drops Monday, but paid subscribers can listen a now!
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(my alternate newsletter), I send weekly updates to fuel your imagination. Check out the latest edition of Sci-Fi Fuel here!
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TOP FIVE JOKES OF THE WEEK!
Each weekday, I send five topical jokes. Subscribers (yes, you!) have voted on what made them laugh the most. Here are the top 5!
Note: Whenever there is a tie, I become the deciding vote.
MONDAY: 1-8-2024
Though his actually birthday has never been revealed, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un is believed to be turning 40 since the U.S. government lists his birth year as 1984. “We won’t know for sure until we see what gifts he receives,” said one U.S. government official. "“If it’s gift cards, he may still be in his 30s. But if it’s foot cream… well, the sky’s the limit.”
[read other jokes from that day here]
TUESDAY: 1-9-2024
France has its youngest ever and first openly gay Prime Minister. His DMs are blowing up at such a rate that scientists are now inspecting his phone as source of quantum energy — urging millennials to “Stay horny so that we can power the entire globe.”
[read the other jokes from that day here]
WEDNESDAY: 1-10-2024
Authors keep finding what appear to be AI-generated imitations and summaries of their books on Amazon. Publishers have released a list of derivative A.I. generated books to avoid, including:
You Know Why The Bird Cage Yodels by Mayan Calandrelou
The Meme-O-Morpheus by France Cofvefe
Fahrenheit 7/11 Jay Raspberry
Mopey Dicks by Bonham John
White Guy on a Sand Planet by Jorge Lucas
[read the other jokes from that day here]
THURSDAY: 1-11-2024
A Florida school district has pulled three dictionaries which define words like “sex” off of library shelves. Most students reacted with, “I already know what sex is, but what the heck is a library?”
[read the other jokes from that day here]
FRIDAY : 1-12-2024
In an extremely rare natural phenomenon, two different cicada broods will explode from the ground at the same time this year. Experts call it the Republican National Convention.
[read the other jokes from that day here]
If you enjoyed those Five Jokes, check out the most recent batch of Top Five Jokes!
BEST OF THE BEST!
Vote on your favorite joke among the top 5 — that way I can email the “Top Jokes of January” in next month’s letter.
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